Mind Over Matter.

  • oberynmartell:

    List of Black Lives Matter and Racial Equality Petitions to sign:

    Donation Links

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    everythingfox:

    Sleepy duck

     Sleepy Duck

    By: dobbyisafreepup

    Date: July 2019

    More: Ducks typically sleep by turning their head and tucking their beak into their back.

    Playlist: Sleepy Kitten | Sleepy Duck | Sleepy Otter | Sleepy Man

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  • spongebobssquarepants:

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  • honestlynatalie:

    geographykhaleesi:

    glumshoe:

    My grandmother is a bitter old crab with nothing good to say about anything, but she does have a few good stories. She confronted the woman my grandfather had been cheating on her with - this other woman had no idea he was married, and was righteously angry.

    The two of them schemed together. My grandfather’s mistress drove her convertible to the construction site where he was working. As he approached the car, she said, “Why didn’t you tell me you were married?”

    “Married?! I’m not married!” he said.

    My grandmother sat up in the back seat, where she’d been lying down, and said, “You won’t be for much longer.”

    HOLY SHIT

    This is a Country song.

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  • You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

    butterflyinthewell:

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    Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

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  • cheruib:

    on all levels except physical i am sitting on top of the moon with my legs swinging back and forth

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  • flowerlasagna:

    I painted a jungle

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  • thatwascounterproductive:

    warpedlamp:

    #IT’S A POOL TABLE

    I AM LAUGHING SO HARD OMG JUST WAHT

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  • bloodymandy9719:

    quentin-speaks:

    for anyone wondering why this is a common american dream, if you get hit by a university bus while on campus and you had the right of way, you can usually get the rest of your tuition paid for by the college

    Welcome to America. Where getting hit by a bus is your greatest and truest wish.

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